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Pedophiles best joke

“We were born like this!”

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Brazil Missil “Peru”

Brazils new missil is gonna be launched.

They prepared the Missil “New (Meu) Peru” in record to his funk music.

They expect to reach Pluton just with the impulse of their “Sarrada no ar” of the Peru itself.

This in fact was just to reach the wet surface of pluton.

Wetter than Brasil as facts enlaces with the Peru Missil showoff.

They said Pluton is just the start. And the power of their missil “Peru” will reach far into the universe in search of whatever pleases the brazilian people and the humankind.

The launch is preparing from sao paulo just this moment.

In imagination the brazilian people already say “My Peru is ready and already there” as their movements reach the deep far universe.

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Alemain News

Corn stands for 3 5 7 9.

We all know where the problem resides with our corn.

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Pension System

Yes! You get pensioned!

Then you have your money to kill people working!

Then you make some money leftover by them.

And the system keeps working!

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Brazil and Pluto

In Brazil it may be too difficult to build a railroad from East Asia to North America to Brazil for water…

But Pluto?!

We are going there!

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Neymar Jr.

Neymar is getting pensioned by the INSS!

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Climate Change

“It’s getting cold here in the island of Florianópolis!”

“I heard it is also in England”

“Well well well - man made what he wanted!”

“Yes now it’s not that hot and we can enjoy our cozy cold weather from the poles”

“We are even getting dressed cool!”

“Who know what is man gonna do next… So cool!”

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Jesus Christ is against the system

Jesus Christ is against all money and against all the financial system on earth, as well any monetary and temporary theory, even it is true about his own life!

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Locura is the pinpoint of money

Loco make a lot of money.

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The End Goal for Crime

Nowadays crime just want to see my asshole again, if it is that much perfect.

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1984 in 2026

The brothers are trying hard to kill the big brother. But he do not die and the little brothers die themselves awhile big brother play chess and cards.

The big brother as all of us know was depicted in the movie 1984. It was him. He wasn’t ready and was confused, he suffered, but he conquered and discovered he was the big brother along with the big sister, as well depicted in the movie.

Now they are in charge of humanity as well and as long with other big brothers and sisters to help other brothers and sisters against the traitors of the family.

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The biggest test after IQ

The proposal of a test for mental displacement has been taken place. People all over the world want to experiment it. For it is the biggest people are looking into the largest co*** on earth and taking their lap into their test.

The intention, although pervasive at first is to be keen to oneself, as the male sex and the female sex has lost touch with suck huge monstrous genitalia.

Then after they show describe the male in detail and are shown a video in common day practice as well as crime record and personal details as work and money in the bank.

Do we really like that much big great penises? What should be our reaction at first glance and beyond?

The intelligent people on the test don’t like it neither at first, neither after. But the rest low and middle level tested people have quite a reaction towards, that need to be corrected in the school institution at charge.

It is an historical test. Maybe tomorrow we will be seeing vulvas and testing and correcting towards the correct response. Being the anus the maximum exponent of such a test.

This is how with such practices pair to IQ we will be seeing much more human intelligence in the future.

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Top Secret Information

In the hallow sinister depth of humanity I’ve found the most secret files. They are full and descriptive with all the details. The name of the archive is as follows:

“WHEN AND WHAT ARE WE PISSING AND SHITING”

There were all kinds of details, with cure to the weight of the “products”, as well as the perfect time and repetition throughout the days and years. All the secret files that belong to the most powerful instituions of the world since politics, to economy, to police and law including those of infants.

The dedication, it was described in the resume was in fact directed towards a more equal and organized society as the food ingestion was taken further into consideration as well.

The direct reason of the files publicity now in accordance to the institutions that delivered them is towards the individual dedication towards self-care and being aware to the use of bathroom and food ingestion, as well control over the body given the consciousness of these facts.

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The parallel government

“Hey, are you too from the parallel government? Last week!? Tired of these pigs in society?”

“Well… I am from last week of the last month of the past year before Christ! Don’t even try!"

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Scrolling and rolling

Might take advantage I am scrolling on my phone and just roll it away as well.

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The hope

The great hope is not only us get hurt.

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Your Family is Just a Family

Your Dad is a Dad
Your Mom is a Mom

Their Son is a Son
And their Daughter is a Daughter

As well, Grandfather is GrandFather
And GrandMother is GrandMother

We can say Family is for sure your Family.

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What’s happening?!

We are just playing around, like kids would do.

Each one play in its manner. So there are all kinds of playing with all types of jokes.

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The family!

Tired of being called son of a bitch, they searched for the deeper truth of this words.

What they found is as follows:

“Not only a son or a daughter, a father and a mother, as well as a grandmother and a grandfather, a grandson and a granddaughter. […]

The truth is deep inside you all are sisters and brothers of a bitch! […]”

This was the words of wisdom they found!

They felt comfort is this.

Outside somebody was having a good day and told as a miraculous sign the prophetic word of all times:

“Family of a whore!”

And everybody agreed with their heads, slightly laughing in accordance!

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