The Gift: VHS and Blu-Ray
As everything happened one only truth remains…
Everybody was acting, since the beginning.
Everybody was being dramatic, since the start.
Everybody played their part.
Everybody played their role into what now is becoming…
One of the biggest productions on Earth.
To be presented at my 30 years old.
Family, friends, lovers, partners, teachers, trainers and every little stranger since the start of my life, are about to hand me the full production of the piece of art, the full movie in VHS - in which I can delight and understand perfectly my wonderful life with their unique presence.
They said they have been waiting and doing the most to produce the material and…
They also will hand me a Blu-Ray.
Also releasing on streaming if I give permission.
I became the biggest football player ever just like I dreamed
Yes!
It’s the end of FIFA World Cup 2026…
As a kid I used to dream, play, sport and wish to become a eonderful football player.
As a football player things disn’t go that easy for me. I played in mainly 3 teams in an amateur way plus at school and here and there where I lived. Bu here is the truth!
My career never became true!
Although I realize this day how much good I became as a football player, being the best alive!
Reaching not the common goal to score.
But kicking until I shoot that ball in everyones asshole!
GOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLL
Mobility Final Solution.
Facing determinations of blocking the passage of determined people, everybody incurred in the problem:
“What about me?”
Everybody got very scared, very up tight if they would be able to get their BOAT, as an example.
“Would I get my little car?” They asked theirselves day after day for almost 10 years.
They really got angry at these means because many people also got out of even the lowest class airplanes…
“How will I go to Italy?”
The situation was scary!
Even traffic through land into trains was questioned.
Me: “Can I get to Siberia using a Train?”
Them: “No! There is no way!”
Me: “And to the island of Florianopolis with a train passing through Paraná?”
Them: “We may think about it…”
And days passed by a few years of course but the final resolution was the following:
“We’ll give a boat to each one!“
So the industry started producing a lot of boats for each and every man on Earth.
“We will connect not only Alaska, but the also Oceania Islands, with no clue and by train, with oceanic railroads”
And they started connecting Sao Paulo where I live to Paraná to Santa Catarina to Florianópolis, as a test to this huge human labor capacity.
“We will give a car for you, too!”
Everybody looked theirselves…
“Who does not have a car?”
Me: “I yet do not own a car!”
Them: “We will give at least a boat and a good train wagon. At least. What car you want?”
Me: “Everybody will have a boat, what about a private jet?!”
“Madame… Madame!!!” “Your Balls!”
At an antique Pub made of old wood
An old woman, no more a lady but a madame
Is awaiting to see and gain expertise
With this new football with no ball
She is expecting, not only in this sport
But in all the transmission, and even players of the still, and yet still empty pub
To understand and comprehend
What players with no ball can do…
Players of course are entertained!
They run naked with no ball as to show their new intimate power
Players with no ball transiting below their legs…
Experts say, now, with no ball, they are under control.
Better than before!
The no ball sports in the wood pub are just starting!
Madame, please take care, players with no ball do not mean a game without risk!
As the clairvoyant of this situation I can see players naked with no ball under their legs transiting “near” their butt, only as a clear danger to the concentrated bodies at the old wood pub!
As a last world about the new players, the new rules, the new game, the new transmission, the little wood still empty pub and the rest of the world:
Play safe, madame!
Do you see how life is…
A: "Do you see how life is…"
B: “I know… It’s how very difficult! It is not easy! It is really an impediment. I really think I cannot…Do you…”
A: “Life is like it is!
But, this Nintendo can take it.
This Playstation can take it.
This Xbox can take it.
This PC Gamer can take it.
This Macbook can take it.
This iPhone can take it.
This Android can take it.
…
My life can take it…”
B: “Oh, well, that’s life!”
Criminals want to see just a little thing
Yes, fortunately, thanks to a big operation, criminals aren’t going round no more.
Some say it’s FIFA 2026 new rule of 48 teams on the competition, some say it’s the world climate changing the atmosphere and the round globe called Earth.
For specialists… Like me, that know life:
Criminals passed more than two millenniums searching for something precious they’ve lost:
Our common and usable asshole.
As a graduated and specialist the evidence is that: when you lose something that special, you start searching where you should not put your face on.
Yes, criminals lost their asshole, passed millenniums searching another, for all human civilization, and with FIFA 2026 48 teams new rule, they’ve lost their round ass forever.
Some say FIFA should have started this before.
I, as a specialist say: “Who searches for assholes will search for anything else!”
That’s alarming!
All the community is questioning itself…
Who will shot…
To the…
GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Golpe de Estado - Coup d’etat
They said: “Coup d’etat!”
The State said: “Hey, stay calm, it’s just me here with you!”
And everybody enjoyed the State, starring, frozen.
The Final Common Destination starting the XXI Century
As everything is contrary as well is civil life in the contrary world.
Police has done enough to the mankind and now want to know who is pooping and peeing in the wrong place as well as who is not doing his homework. Things are getting heavy for bandits all over the globe. Tribunals are ready for the sentences of behaving so bad.
At school, before police, things gone mad about all of it. Guns, drugs, prostitution, rapes, contraband, fraud. It’s all a question of class they say, and professors and scholars all over the globe want to clarify about who is passing through these uncountable tests. Degrees are getting so hard but so hard no one is passing, and who pass have all type of accusations for being so much a bad student, confusing oneself and questioning the whole globe existence.
In a trial for being this all real Nasa is landing on Earth. Yes, now astronauts can enjoy the atmosphere of the whole planet. They can discover this place wondering with their tech. Nasa says he is on Earth because she wondered too much around and found sense here on land. Astronauts are just here. They are doing their whole astronaut thing here on earth. And it’s all real. Nasa landed on Earth. On a first word they say what is going around gere hasn’t been seen in the whole universe - just here. So they launched this mission, they are trying to reconnect with mother land.
And this is all real. For the much I talk about the real place for a tribunal, for a school and for the stars, it’s happening all contrary.
Obvious and Clear Truth about the case in Police Area
Police Officer: "The truth about this whole case is guy here used too much drugs and has seen and heard things happening waaaay beyond normal."
Reporter:”Basically there is nothing to it…There’s no evidence of nothing really alarming?”
Police Officer: “Yes, as a fact he is "tripping” - a common term for the area!”
Reporter: “Will end here this interview! There is nothing strange - it' just drug abuse!”
DSM and Psychiatric Nomenclature
Problematic people specially homosexual and not valuable ones and alike have all types of names for behaviour and cut all wrong - Autism, Schizophrenia, Bipolarity, Depression…
Real doctors in the realm speak only about the madness.
American Muscle Car Crisis 🇺🇸
Muscle car with a blocked and leaking exhaust is the biggest American conquer.
Now the car is even bigger.
Buy a Renault.