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Cryptè Croissant, s’il vous plaît?

In honor of my fellow readers in France that started all this and I know that love Croissant! I’m offering you Cryptè! Le Crypt Croissant!

Don’t forget to donate at the address in the footer.

Voilà!

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The Lemonade Business

I really think, at this point of my life, my entrepreneurship idea for life got blocked on selling lemonade on the streets of the neighbourhood as a child.

Business is really sour like the lemonade and money is difficult to accumulate, just like selling lemonade for 5 or 10 cents.

Wish it was possible to sell at higher stacks, to more people.

Or even, at least sell something.

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The worst joke on 2and1x.net

A straight 2&1 couple needs obligatory supervision by a gay homosexual couple of males, just in case they need and want to live a life.

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“I’m” your Wife or your Husband

The joke you really wish was true:

“This is your wife talking to you, do something good!”

You people would really like that hum? Both male and female in this 2&1.

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Marriage

“Do you accept your woman and future wife in eternal love under the condition of non-accepting her being fraud, followed by piracy, extortion, rape, robbery, stalking, medical forgery, murder and more?”

”Yes, of course! What do I need to know more?”

“It’s just her. You and her. Stay calm…The answer!”

"I accept! Of course I do!”

“Ok… Calmly now…you! Do you accept your man and future husband under the condition and sentence of non-accepting him being fraud, followed by piracy, extortion, rape, robbery, stalking, medical forgery, murder and more?

“The only answer, I always knew deep inside of me priest…

Is YES!”

“You can kiss each other!”

They rolled by on one another on what we could tell would be eternity…

"Well that may be the only acceptable answer for a couple…" Whispered the priest to himself looking at the scene, thinking himself about the question.

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The invisible hand of the market

Facing new market conditions, after taking all accountability of the facts, the market was shocked by how many people aren’t contributing and working, and how many aren’t having a proper work, and the rights to live their best life.

They discussed a lot, tried everything in the world to resume the ideal of a better market and of what was happening in it, and what came in their minds was a clear resolution of the past… One of the first in economic realm:

”The invisible hand of the market will do everything we need, everything will find its equilibrium in the market. The invisible hand of the market never fails.”

This said, everybody was shocked!
What was this invisible hand?

Adam Smith himself, out of nowhere, just like a saint appeared to the exclamation of one of its prophecies said, clearly joking:

"If we cannot take care ourselves and of what is happening, let the invisible hand of the market do its thing!”

Smith made a turnaround with a wimpy smile.
Everybody laughed and got their hands to work and war, for their market share.

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Pan-latino

How the world became Pan-Latino?

Selling Croissants on the interstate of France, connecting Italy, Spain and then Portugal. Asking for Judgement.

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Couples on Couples on Couples…

"Was that an orgy?"

"Not at all, fuck you!"

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Joking

"Wasn’t that Crimes against Humanity?”

”No, for them it was just a joke.”

"What was the fun part?”

"You may guess…”

“I really don’t get!”

“When it ended.”

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My Life

They saw my life and asked: “What are you doing???!!!!!”

Me: “Intel Core Life”

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The Pyramids Top Cut

Back then, there were ideals for the pyramids, people revolved toward and achieved great things. She got the hang of it for quite a long time… But…

At certain point she asks, inquiring - “Cut me in 3 5 7…9 proportion!”

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Information @

Put in your head that who have malice have affect.

Put in your head that who have malice have affect.

Put in your head that who have malice have affect.

You know where to find the information @.

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The Collage

A: “Well, we can find the infancy in every part of the universe.”

B: “But what are they doing at school, then?”

A: “Coll”a”ge”

B: “Selecting the best, hm?"

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Marxxxx

The working class was looking in the internet for a new symbol for them.

They looked everywhere. Wiki, Google, ChatGPT, DeepWeb.

At a certain point they was feeling something grinding on their finger.

At first it did bother, but then it felt like a miracle.

It was just the Intel Core Label.

“Must be the best thing on my whole PC” - Shouted the Working Class.

“i7!!!”

“But…i9 must be superior…”

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Snoop Dogg Joke

Snoop Dogg says “Shiiiiiiit my nigga” in all his records from a while back to now cause he’s actually a dog in a yard fulfilled with poop, that isn’t from Doggy Dogg himself! People shit all over there and don’t even clean. They even say it was Snoop.

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The Englands went to North America

“I know they are my people, they have a place for me”

“But why are you going away, mate?”

"I feel you getting colder than before…”

“But what you gonna find in America?”

“New Pounds of Dollars.”

“Heavy Cash, Mate!”

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What happened at the Inflation?

“The product price went here to there”
”Yes, indeed, they went up!”

“It’s the product, then?”
”Obviously is the product! It’s the products, more correctly!”

“The products? Okay!”

“My product!”

"No, my product!”

"It’s my product!!!…"

"Is it really the product?…"

“Yeah! It is the product!”

“But, you! Please!… Stop tricking yourselves a moment... It annoys myself.”

“But, you said it was the product…”

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