Marriage

“Do you accept your woman and future wife in eternal love under the condition of non-accepting her being fraud, followed by piracy, extortion, rape, robbery, stalking, medical forgery, murder and more?”

”Yes, of course! What do I need to know more?”

“It’s just her. You and her. Stay calm…The answer!”

"I accept! Of course I do!”

“Ok… Calmly now…you! Do you accept your man and future husband under the condition and sentence of non-accepting him being fraud, followed by piracy, extortion, rape, robbery, stalking, medical forgery, murder and more?

“The only answer, I always knew deep inside of me priest…

Is YES!”

“You can kiss each other!”

They rolled by on one another on what we could tell would be eternity…

"Well that may be the only acceptable answer for a couple…" Whispered the priest to himself looking at the scene, thinking himself about the question.