Psychiatry Final Joke

“Can you poop and pee?”

“Yes”

“Can you clean yourself with paper toilet?”

“Yes”

“Can you get a bath or a shower and clean your body?”

“I do”

“Can you get dressed, too?”

“Yes, I have all my preferences”

“Also clean your teeth?”

“Sure”

“Eat healthy?!”

“Can you go to school, then, I guess and speak for yourself…”

“I can, it is important to study and be our own self”

“Then can you work also?”

“Well… Sure I do”

“Can I ask you one more thing at last… can you have sex or masturbate?”

“Yes, I do it my way!”

“Ok then, no mental illness! No problem! You can clearly get up and go ahead… In my point of view you do not have a problem and are able to be a good and productive part of the world economy! Just find you a 2&1, when you can to get your money! Do not throw you life and money away!! Just this! We can end the section.”

“Ok… Then… Just get myself together and get it going then?!”

“That’s it, no sign of any mental illness!”

“Thank you doctor, goodbye!”

“Goodbye!”