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      <image:caption>19:30 the perfect time of the day to indicate a drink a good 070 Beer. The time of the day no work is need for the future generations to continue building right on time the right thing. Bricks for girls. Clocks for boys. … Of course I am joking…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>AI Art - Crack in Illegal Marijuana isn’t 2&amp;amp;1 - I’ve used illegal marijuana for a couple of years and it was not good. The addiction was clear. It was illegal. In a dream I came in touch with the black symbol in the image, at the same time I was discovering with my girlfriend astrally, what was 2&amp;1. The dark symbol is clearly 2&amp;1. 2 point connecting 1. It’s difficult to find on the internet the symbol. It is really secret. But, if I’ve found it on crack in a dream that means crack is here to kill real couples. And as the story goes, we all know who likes crack and such - anomalies from both genres or people with misbeliefs about life, love, family, money, time and so on - contrary to the State, contrary to the developmental course of life. 2&amp;1 is another thing - crack is a modern contrary for couples and their love and fertility. Crack is used to kill couples, they even endorse the 2&amp;1 archaic symbol. Love, yet, and much more into 2&amp;1 keeps existing! Couples and families will keep up. This is the kind of joke we do not like. 2&amp;1 is meant for understanding and is seen since affection, through body and space to rationality to the planets of the universe to construct a system that fits the contemporary 3 5 7 9 discussion. CRACK ISN’T 2&amp;1</image:title>
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